You can create a customized digital note for each recipient of ANIMUS CRACKERS. No hate speech, threats, or any of that BS, please. Just plain anger. If your note contains that other bad stuff, we'll delete it. Sorry.
You mean besides by allowing people to express their anger in a healthy meaningful way? Since you asked, yes, ANIMUS CRACKERS does do some good in the world
For every expression of personal animus realized by sending a box of ANIMUS CRACKERS, we will be donating a portion of the proceeds to peace! So ANIMUS CRACKERS senders can actually feel good about being pissed off!
[The current ANIMUS CRACKERS charity is the non-controversial, non-partisan peace efforts of Musicians Without Borders.]
Contact us using the CONTACT US link and let us know you'd like to cancel. Please provide your order # and email address. If your order has not been shipped yet, we'll cancel your order for a full refund. If it has been shipped, however, we can't do it.
Items are shipped in 1-2 business days. All ANIMUS CRACKERS are shipped via USPS. USPS shipping is usually pretty swift, but sometimes it's slower. T-Shirts, sweatshirts and other apparel ship from our fulfillment partner and can take 5-7 days. You will receive email updates when the order is processed and shipped.
We are a small company and doing our very best to service all the anger out there -- so please be patient with us! Thank you. We really very, very much appreciate it!
No, not yet. If you want to send ANIMUS CRACKERS to people in France, Japan, Brazil or anywhere else, please write to us at email@example.com. We will work with you to figure it out. Right now we're just trying to service all the anger in America.