ANIMUS CRACKERS -- SEND SOME ANGER
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animus [an-uh-muh s]
noun: strong dislike or enmity; hostile attitude; animosity.
Sending Animus Crackers is the best way to show your anger and say "Screw You!" to people who deserve it.
Animus Crackers delivers angst, anger, ANIMUS and anguish to the recipient and doesn't get the sender in any trouble -- unlike a punch in the face.
Inside each Animus Crackers box are fortune cookies telling the recipient:
"You are a miserable creep"
"Disaster will strike you."
Express your anger, deliver the rage, send a box of Animus Crackers -- or ten boxes!
SOCIAL RESPONSIBILITY at Animus Crackers
ANIMUS CRACKERS does some good in the world, too.
For every expression of personal animus realized by sending a box of ANIMUS CRACKERS, we will be donating a portion of the proceeds to peace!
So ANIMUS CRACKERS senders can actually feel good about being pissed off!
[The current ANIMUS CRACKERS charity is the non-controversial, non-partisan peace efforts of Musicians Without Borders.]
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